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Me Geek Pretty One Day

by Doctor Popular

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Yo MC Hawking How come your acting so hard Bitch you ain't been hard since you went to Oxford Talkin' shit about drive byes, Gats and hos, All of which is as believable as your theory of black holes Now in an alternate reality You may be a real mc With the skills to match your ego And an affinity for ladies In an alternate reality you may be more than just talk But in this reality You'd be lucky just to walk So where did you get the theory that you could rhyme well Chump, in a battle you'd be beaten by my speak n spell You'll get no sympathy from me because your paraplegic I'll chase you down until your batteries run out And then I'll betcha And to your DJ yo, ya beats is sounding whack The only "wheels of steel" you'll spin are beneath the Hawkman's ass And I bet you think your smart because your chilling with Stephen Hawking And imagine you've got a triple digit IQ, if you use binary! Drown Radio know you've been warned I grab the microphone and I keep the crowd warm A rocket from the south like Werner Von Braun Set the tempo, push the button, and now I'm gone Drown Radio know you've been warned I grab the microphone and I keep the crowd warm I rock it from the south like Werner Von Braun One day, me geek pretty
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lolCats 02:55
The world is under attack by L O L Cats, with gats felines with tech9s have us running for our lives it's raining bullets from the skies right before my eyes their saying "take us to your leader, we can haz his cheeseburger with fries nothing can stop us cause we haz 9 lives" It's true, and I don't know about you but I'm planning on panicking 'cause there's nothing we can do L-O-L CATS! the military... was slow to react cause kittens are so cute and only harm rats and birds and hunt mice in the night I used to laugh out loud but now I cry on the inside Dogs are useless, they can't learn new tricks my dog's so old he does commercials for Metamusel but I digress, someone send an S.O.S I'm rolling on the floor in a fight to the death L-O-L Cats El gato quero cheezeburger Oh noes were on a path to 'ell-o operator please give me 911 Cats conquor the earth...humans on the run *breakdown* someone throw me a curiosity grenade... or a fully automatic water gun... or a spray bottle... or a rolled up newspaper... or something... no, not catnip... why would you give me catnip L Andrew Lloyd Webber for President O his newest broadway play is called "Humans" L I liked it better than cats Cats I will see it again and again El gato quero cheezeburger Oh noes were on a path to 'ell-o operator please give me 911 Cats conquor the earth...humans on the run I don't understand why lolCats attacked us not content with being pets now we call them our masters and their laughing as their hacking myspace and twitter posting pictures on flickr, making fun of our vernacular here kitty kitty, here kitty kitty please, I promise not to run if you take off this leash nowhere left to go, nowhere to retreat nom nom nom, and now there's nothing left to eat
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Level 2 02:03
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Gygax 01:37
I was 15 when I first heard of D & D Wasn't keen on fantasy but it seemed to be the only way to meet any other geeks In a small town down in middle Tennessee We played, campaigns for days Fueled by sweet tea But I was never as obsessed As my friends seemed to be I was a low level priest on my character sheet But the DM knew I was actually a thief blah blah blah blah blah I've never played another game since that first campaign But I've stayed in touch with all the friends that I've made I learned it was okay to have imagination and I owe it all to Dungeons and Dragons Roll 1d20 for all the friends that I've made in that trailer park the first game that we played and although I ain't played a game since I still get about 90 percent of the references Gary Gygax was a gaming goliath created dungeons and dragons with Dave Arneson
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Oh baby, you know I likes to be close to you and whatever you want, is what I shall do Can't think trouble When I've got you on my mind Now let me introduce my mattress To your spine Or we can keep on talking But I think that I have found Better uses for my tongue than for making sounds You look puzzled, so let me explain You see now I can reach the places that you've Never seen, in your dreams now I like your face and your kisses so sweet But baby I let you pay for dinner Now it's time for you to get paid by me With a deal so sweet, so don't blink or you'll miss this kiss As I introduce your body, to my lips Tongue Flick Repeat, rhythmically, reduce your insecurity Now I like it when you respond, So don't you dare hold back on me Back on me, back on me Don't you dare hold back on me Back on me, back on me Don't you dare hold back on me
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Geek N' Say 01:06
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Butter Part 03:04
Take me back to, the spring of 2004 I'll do whatever it takes To take back that Day that we Both snapped And we've never been the same since And I know I seemed far away But I didn't know what to say You said the birth control may be the blame For why things may never be the same Wherever you are We'll be together but apart Wherever you are We'll be together but apart And I know I seemed far away But I didn't know what to say You said the birth control may be the blame For why things may never be the same
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Green Screen 02:30
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Logging into Skype Buddy list filled up Got the Skype connection with web camera and stuff Doc Popular, chopping up these sounds Drown Radio smashing circuits to the ground Why call for monies? That's why I have a cell Skype should stay non-pay Or it can go to hell Oh shit my call got dropped Doc your connection flopped Who is that Skypin' me? What's that saucy beat? Oh, it's Beefy He's joining all the hype Sayin' "Skype me in the morning I'm too lazy to type" Now it's us three Conferencing for free But soon we'll have to pay, if we want some Skype play? I don't think so. No. No. So hit me up on Skype So we can talk for free so we don't have to type So hit me up on Skype We can web cam all night So hit me up on Skype So we can talk for free so we don't have to type So hit me up on Skype We can web cam and talk all night Skyping can be used for most anything from chatting with your friends to webpodcasting so you wanna send me, your newest mp3? Well you can Skype it while you type it doesn't matter to me So here we are again with that same conversation You say, "Star Trek was great but I prefer the next generation" That's okay we can discuss this anytime as long as you call me on my VOIP line Transfer data, text, and hyperlinks Don't pay money for minutes because, cellphones stink Transfer data, text, and hyperlinks Don't pay money for minutes because, cellphones stink
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Shiggles 00:37
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I propose an experiment, take a little Ritalin and mix it in with everything Does the drug dissolve the brain, or the brain dissolve the Ritalin According to my prediction the world will end March 10th 1997 What makes you think it didn’t? For all you know this could be heaven, but then again That would mean that angels are politicians And celebrities weren't the only ones who could get away with everything Take solace in the knowledge that it isn't infinite hell to me is a heaven that never ends hell to me is a heaven that never ends Now back to this experiment, did I mention Scientist are responsible for this maze that we are in And they are watching with amazement as control group a keeps running Trying to find their next happiness fix This pill will help you sleep, this pill will wake you up in the morning A little libation to help you relax, a little red bull to improve your concentration Not trying to blame to blame scientists for the needs of consumerism They just tried to please the disease of unhappiness In our nation change will never come from within That is unless the body in question just popped a pill in Your not allowed to feel a little unhappy in this nation Not allowed to get wild and just be one with your environment Your not allowed to feel anything without a prescription If mom and dad feel this then that's their choice, but who chooses for the children Not you, not me, and certainly not them. The next group we see is control group B Mindlessly stay at home and watch TV Television, drug of the nation Mistaked the room for an opium den Tune in turn off and let the media in Two points of view with just one opinion Create the news, predict conclusions Men in suits choose what you watch for your enjoyment and it is my opinion that every single television sitcom is written with the same computer program, laugh track 2000, and you just sit there on your couch and watch them I propose an experiment, take a little Ritalin and mix it in with everything Does the drug dissolve the brain, or the brain dissolve the Ritalin According to my prediction the world will end March 10th 1997 What makes you think it didn't For all you know this could be heaven, but then again That would mean that angels are politicians And celebrities weren't the only ones who could get away with everything Take solace in the knowledge that it isn't infinite
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Mouth Party 01:13
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Boyen Boyen 01:35
Before the days there were so many djs and the roads where paved with booming 808s Rappers needed somethin' to carry the rythm but the boombox was too large for them to carry with 'em These were the days in the early 1980's hip hop was at it's freshest in the battles in the street every crew had at least one brother who knew how to do the human orchestra Bass, Hat, Breath in, breath out Human Beat Box make the music with your mouth Bass, Hat, Breath in, breath out Human Beat Box make the music with your mouth As A Kid I was a fan of the antics of the Fat Boys Buffy's the original human beatbox but Doug E Fresh and Slick Rick's La Di Daddi kept me practicing my breath control until I got it close enough to wanna rock it at a show So I entered a 4H contest at 12 years old I grabbed the microphone and pushed my glasses up my nose But the judges pulled the plug and said to take my act and go
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MC Inadequate: I'm sick as a dog and I can't think straight I'm starting to worry about my physical state Cuz I'm hacking up blood and it causes great anguish due to the fact that this sickness has forced me to languish in my room for hours and hours at a time now I'm wasting away in the peak of my prime I used to be able to do whatever I please and I never had to fear the venereal disease this sickness has caused my testicles to enlarge and my weenie to emit a creamy yellow discharge sorry you had to hear that but I hope you understand why I feel that death is rather close at hand I'm becoming senile and don't make sense and I've lost my ability of continence uh-oh, it appears that you have caught the infection I guess that you should have put on some protection Chorus: We've Got Something Catchy, Most all of the time, We're just getting hotter, We spit more mucus than rhyme. Doc: I'm sicker than Bob Flanagan Locked outside without his cardigan, I'm sensitive to the weather and lacto intolerant Being scarred to death of pollen might make me a pansy But going * * * is not my fantasy It's cyclical, every other week I get ill I've got some sick lyrical skills, but my voice won't heal And I'm embarrassed to see the Doc, that's what I'm supposed to be With a PHD in popularity So turn your head and cough 3 times to the beat But first I'm-a grab my gloves while you grab your feet And turn your head and cough 3 times to the beat * * * and repeat
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Dropped 02:46
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Nerdsong 02:54
Nerd lyricist, craft mogul, a genius with the yo-yo, Ya'll know me from the internet D-O-C P-O-P dot O-R-G Click to subscribe to my RSS feed Tiptoe through mediocrity I'm nowhere near as popular as I propose to be But if you wanna play chess you can find me I'll open up y'r defense, like goatse When I'm on my bike I put most cars to the test I pass hella packed buses like my backpack's got jets To live a life without regrets, is the goal I keep the rubber side down, when I roll I've got a nasty ol' collection of Casio's that need circuit bendin' Raise y'r hands, if you know the feeling of the obsessive collector Of obsolete and obscure From Comics and toys, to novelty records I'm a comedy writer, a comics illustrator A yo-yo pro and a mouth harp aficionado I'm Doc Pop, Nerdcore Hip Hop A termed coined by MC Frontalot I've never doubted it 'cause I knew it was true But if you needed proof you could use wiki wiki pedia [chorus] Where in the Bay, watching the bubble re-inflate Twittering earthquakes while the buildings still shake Stuck somewhere between success and my dreams But that's alright, 'cause everything is just what it seems In the town where I grew up, I had no friends So I sat inside watching Public Television Consequently my home looks like Grouchland And every word I speak is with a Mr. Rogers accent Will you be my neighbor? Will you be my friend? Will you be my inspiration, I can thank you with a hyperlink in the end [chorus] Drown Radio know you've been warned I grab the microphone and I keep the crowd warm A rocket from the south like Werner Von Braun Set the tempo, push the button, and now I'm gone
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Les Mis 02:54
Another kick-ass instrumental for your earholes.

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This is the first album by Drown Radio (aka Doctor Popular... aka me). The music is nerdy, the beats are fantastic, the styles are varied.

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released May 3, 2008

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Doctor Popular San Francisco, California

Doc first started making electronic music on his Playstation using MTV Music Generator. Shortly after, he started making beats with circuit bent toys and Reason, but just found that the more powerful the software the less inspired he was to write new material. Now Doc writes his songs on Gameboys and iPhones. ... more

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