Me Geek Pretty One Day

by Doctor Popular

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This is the first album by Drown Radio (aka Doctor Popular... aka me). The music is nerdy, the beats are fantastic, the styles are varied.

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released May 3, 2008

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Doctor Popular San Francisco, California

Doc first started making electronic music on his Playstation using MTV Music Generator. Shortly after, he started making beats with circuit bent toys and Reason, but just found that the more powerful the software the less inspired he was to write new material. Now Doc writes his songs on Gameboys and iPhones. ... more

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Track Name: A Brave New Essay
Yo MC Hawking
How come your acting so hard
Bitch you ain't been hard since you went to Oxford
Talkin' shit about drive byes,
Gats and hos,
All of which is as believable as your theory of black holes
Now in an alternate reality
You may be a real mc
With the skills to match your ego
And an affinity for ladies
In an alternate reality you may be more than just talk
But in this reality
You'd be lucky just to walk
So where did you get the theory that you could rhyme well
Chump, in a battle you'd be beaten by my speak n spell
You'll get no sympathy from me because your paraplegic
I'll chase you down until your batteries run out
And then I'll betcha

And to your DJ yo, ya beats is sounding whack
The only "wheels of steel" you'll spin are beneath the Hawkman's ass
And I bet you think your smart because your chilling with Stephen Hawking
And imagine you've got a triple digit IQ, if you use binary!

Drown Radio know you've been warned
I grab the microphone and I keep the crowd warm
A rocket from the south like Werner Von Braun
Set the tempo, push the button, and now I'm gone

Drown Radio know you've been warned
I grab the microphone and I keep the crowd warm
I rock it from the south like Werner Von Braun
One day, me geek pretty
Track Name: lolCats
The world is under attack
by L O L Cats, with gats
felines with tech9s have us running for our lives
it's raining bullets from the skies
right before my eyes their saying
"take us to your leader,
we can haz his cheeseburger with fries
nothing can stop us cause we haz 9 lives"
It's true, and I don't know about you
but I'm planning on panicking
'cause there's nothing we can do
L-O-L CATS!
the military... was slow to react
cause kittens are so cute and only harm rats
and birds and hunt mice in the night
I used to laugh out loud but now I cry on the inside
Dogs are useless, they can't learn new tricks
my dog's so old he does commercials for Metamusel
but I digress, someone send an S.O.S
I'm rolling on the floor in a fight to the death
L-O-L Cats
El gato quero cheezeburger
Oh noes were on a path to
'ell-o operator please give me 911
Cats conquor the earth...humans on the run
*breakdown*
someone throw me a curiosity grenade... or a fully automatic water gun... or a spray bottle... or a rolled up newspaper... or something... no, not catnip... why would you give me catnip
L Andrew Lloyd Webber for President
O his newest broadway play is called "Humans"
L I liked it better than cats
Cats I will see it again and again
El gato quero cheezeburger
Oh noes were on a path to
'ell-o operator please give me 911
Cats conquor the earth...humans on the run
I don't understand why lolCats attacked us
not content with being pets now we call them our masters
and their laughing as their hacking myspace and twitter
posting pictures on flickr, making fun of our vernacular
here kitty kitty, here kitty kitty please,
I promise not to run if you take off this leash
nowhere left to go, nowhere to retreat
nom nom nom, and now there's nothing left to eat
Track Name: Gygax
I was 15 when I first heard of D & D
Wasn't keen on fantasy but it seemed to be
the only way to meet any other geeks
In a small town down in middle Tennessee
We played, campaigns for days
Fueled by sweet tea
But I was never as obsessed
As my friends seemed to be
I was a low level priest
on my character sheet
But the DM knew
I was actually a thief

blah blah
blah blah blah

I've never played another game since that first campaign
But I've stayed in touch with all the friends that I've made
I learned it was okay to have imagination
and I owe it all to Dungeons and Dragons
Roll 1d20 for all the friends that I've made
in that trailer park the first game that we played
and although I ain't played a game since
I still get about 90 percent of the references


Gary Gygax was a gaming goliath
created dungeons and dragons with Dave Arneson
Track Name: Twistin' Cherry Stems
Oh baby, you know I likes to be close to you
and whatever you want, is what I shall do
Can't think trouble
When I've got you on my mind
Now let me introduce my mattress
To your spine
Or we can keep on talking
But I think that I have found
Better uses for my tongue than for making sounds
You look puzzled, so let me explain
You see now I can reach the places that you've
Never seen, in your dreams now

I like your face and your kisses so sweet
But baby I let you pay for dinner
Now it's time for you to get paid by me
With a deal so sweet, so don't blink or you'll miss this kiss
As I introduce your body, to my lips

Tongue Flick

Repeat, rhythmically, reduce your insecurity
Now I like it when you respond,
So don't you dare hold back on me
Back on me, back on me
Don't you dare hold back on me
Back on me, back on me
Don't you dare hold back on me
Track Name: Butter Part
Take me back to, the spring of 2004
I'll do whatever it takes
To take back that
Day that we
Both snapped
And we've never been the same since

And I know I seemed far away
But I didn't know what to say
You said the birth control may be the blame
For why things may never be the same

Wherever you are
We'll be together but apart
Wherever you are
We'll be together but apart

And I know I seemed far away
But I didn't know what to say
You said the birth control may be the blame
For why things may never be the same
Track Name: Skype Lyfe (feat MC Router)
Logging into Skype
Buddy list filled up
Got the Skype connection with web camera and stuff
Doc Popular, chopping up these sounds
Drown Radio smashing circuits to the ground
Why call for monies?
That's why I have a cell
Skype should stay non-pay
Or it can go to hell
Oh shit my call got dropped
Doc your connection flopped
Who is that Skypin' me?
What's that saucy beat?
Oh, it's Beefy
He's joining all the hype
Sayin' "Skype me in the morning I'm too lazy to type"
Now it's us three
Conferencing for free
But soon we'll have to pay, if we want some Skype play?
I don't think so. No. No.

So hit me up on Skype
So we can talk for free so we don't have to type
So hit me up on Skype
We can web cam all night
So hit me up on Skype
So we can talk for free so we don't have to type
So hit me up on Skype
We can web cam and talk all night

Skyping can be used for most anything
from chatting with your friends to webpodcasting
so you wanna send me, your newest mp3?
Well you can Skype it while you type it doesn't matter to me
So here we are again with that same conversation
You say, "Star Trek was great but I prefer the next generation"
That's okay we can discuss this anytime
as long as you call me on my VOIP line
Transfer data, text, and hyperlinks
Don't pay money for minutes because, cellphones stink
Transfer data, text, and hyperlinks
Don't pay money for minutes because, cellphones stink
Track Name: Happy Valium Meal
I propose an experiment, take a little Ritalin and mix it in with everything
Does the drug dissolve the brain, or the brain dissolve the Ritalin
According to my prediction the world will end March 10th 1997
What makes you think it didn’t?
For all you know this could be heaven, but then again
That would mean that angels are politicians
And celebrities weren't the only ones who could get away with everything
Take solace in the knowledge that it isn't infinite

hell to me is a heaven that never ends
hell to me is a heaven that never ends

Now back to this experiment, did I mention
Scientist are responsible for this maze that we are in
And they are watching with amazement as control group a keeps running
Trying to find their next happiness fix
This pill will help you sleep, this pill will wake you up in the morning
A little libation to help you relax, a little red bull to improve your concentration

Not trying to blame to blame scientists for the needs of consumerism
They just tried to please the disease of unhappiness
In our nation change will never come from within
That is unless the body in question just popped a pill in
Your not allowed to feel a little unhappy in this nation
Not allowed to get wild and just be one with your environment
Your not allowed to feel anything without a prescription
If mom and dad feel this then that's their choice, but who chooses for the children
Not you, not me, and certainly not them.

The next group we see is control group B
Mindlessly stay at home and watch TV
Television, drug of the nation
Mistaked the room for an opium den
Tune in turn off and let the media in
Two points of view with just one opinion
Create the news, predict conclusions
Men in suits choose what you watch for your enjoyment

and it is my opinion that every single television sitcom is written with the same computer program, laugh track 2000, and you just sit there on your couch and watch them

I propose an experiment, take a little Ritalin and mix it in with everything
Does the drug dissolve the brain, or the brain dissolve the Ritalin
According to my prediction the world will end March 10th 1997
What makes you think it didn't
For all you know this could be heaven, but then again
That would mean that angels are politicians
And celebrities weren't the only ones who could get away with everything
Take solace in the knowledge that it isn't infinite
Track Name: Boyen Boyen
Before the days there were so many djs
and the roads where paved with booming 808s
Rappers needed somethin' to carry the rythm
but the boombox was too large for them to carry with 'em
These were the days in the early 1980's
hip hop was at it's freshest in the battles in the street
every crew had at least one brother
who knew how to do the human orchestra

Bass, Hat, Breath in, breath out
Human Beat Box make the music with your mouth
Bass, Hat, Breath in, breath out
Human Beat Box make the music with your mouth

As A Kid I was a fan of the antics of the Fat Boys
Buffy's the original human beatbox
but Doug E Fresh and Slick Rick's La Di Daddi
kept me practicing my breath control until I got it
close enough to wanna rock it at a show
So I entered a 4H contest at 12 years old
I grabbed the microphone and pushed my glasses up my nose
But the judges pulled the plug and said to take my act and go
Track Name: Sicko (feat MC Inadequate)
MC Inadequate:

I'm sick as a dog
and I can't think straight
I'm starting to worry about
my physical state

Cuz I'm hacking up blood
and it causes great anguish
due to the fact that this sickness
has forced me to languish

in my room for hours
and hours at a time
now I'm wasting away
in the peak of my prime

I used to be able
to do whatever I please
and I never had to fear
the venereal disease

this sickness has caused
my testicles to enlarge
and my weenie to emit
a creamy yellow discharge

sorry you had to hear that
but I hope you understand
why I feel that death
is rather close at hand

I'm becoming senile
and don't make sense
and I've lost my ability
of continence

uh-oh, it appears
that you have caught the infection
I guess that you should have
put on some protection

Chorus: We've Got Something Catchy,
Most all of the time,
We're just getting hotter,
We spit more mucus than rhyme.

Doc:

I'm sicker than Bob Flanagan
Locked outside without his cardigan,
I'm sensitive to the weather and lacto intolerant
Being scarred to death of pollen might make me a pansy
But going * * * is not my fantasy

It's cyclical, every other week I get ill
I've got some sick lyrical skills, but my voice won't heal
And I'm embarrassed to see the Doc, that's what I'm supposed to be
With a PHD in popularity

So turn your head and cough 3 times to the beat
But first I'm-a grab my gloves while you grab your feet

And turn your head and cough 3 times to the beat
* * * and repeat
Track Name: Nerdsong
Nerd lyricist, craft mogul, a genius with the yo-yo,
Ya'll know me from the internet
D-O-C P-O-P dot O-R-G
Click to subscribe to my RSS feed
Tiptoe through mediocrity
I'm nowhere near as popular as I propose to be
But if you wanna play chess you can find me
I'll open up y'r defense, like goatse

When I'm on my bike I put most cars to the test
I pass hella packed buses like my backpack's got jets
To live a life without regrets, is the goal
I keep the rubber side down, when I roll

I've got a nasty ol' collection of Casio's that need circuit bendin'
Raise y'r hands, if you know the feeling of the obsessive collector
Of obsolete and obscure
From Comics and toys, to novelty records
I'm a comedy writer, a comics illustrator
A yo-yo pro and a mouth harp aficionado
I'm Doc Pop, Nerdcore Hip Hop
A termed coined by MC Frontalot
I've never doubted it 'cause I knew it was true
But if you needed proof you could use
wiki wiki pedia

[chorus]

Where in the Bay, watching the bubble re-inflate
Twittering earthquakes while the buildings still shake
Stuck somewhere between success and my dreams
But that's alright, 'cause everything is just what it seems
In the town where I grew up, I had no friends
So I sat inside watching Public Television
Consequently my home looks like Grouchland
And every word I speak is with a Mr. Rogers accent
Will you be my neighbor?
Will you be my friend?
Will you be my inspiration, I can thank you with a hyperlink in the end

[chorus]

Drown Radio know you've been warned
I grab the microphone and I keep the crowd warm
A rocket from the south like Werner Von Braun
Set the tempo, push the button, and now I'm gone
Track Name: Les Mis
Another kick-ass instrumental for your earholes.