The Legion of Doom is in session, this is Lex Luthor,
Due to the Covid Infection, We can't be commuters.
We have Gathered here today from the safety of our Computers.
So we can turn the Justice League into Just some Losers.

Toyman, Whats your plan, How should we do this?
Nevermind, I see you talking but your mics still Muted.
Now Brainiac, bro you really need to hit that Mute,
You have too many devices, We're getting a feedback Loop.

I'd Call on Captain Cold next, but why'd he stop moving,
Hello, Captain? Guess his Computers Frozen.
Bizzaro Stop with the lazer Eyes, It ain't a joke man,
Great, Overheated your PC, now your Computers broke man.

This virus is amazing, almost makes us look lazy...
Did you guys see Tiger King? Man, that show was crazy!
Til they find a cure, we shouldn't be in a room together
But while the world's on hold, we can still bring the terror

Lets get these Heroes removed, Make'm Sleep in they Tombs.
Cuz Justice League gunna Lose to the Legion of Doom.
But Due to Covid its true, we can't Be in the Room.
No Longer Bringing the Doom, We're Now The Legion of Zoom.

Black Manta, What do you have for all us now?
Wait Stop the Banter, Your Mic Sounds Watered down.
Gorilla Grodd, You're a king, Why are your troops acting out?
Are those gorillas in your midst or a virtual background

Speaking of which, Cheetah, are you really calling from a jungle?
Every time you speak I hear only purrs & mumbles.
We're Supposed to be Villains, The Greatest of Cutthroats,
The way we're going about this, Making us look Dumb Tho.

Giganta, Your stream is choppy, Just Disconnect,
Prehistoric technology, dial-up internet.
Scarecrow, I like your Mask, would you Make some for the team,
Then We can finally escape the Grasp, of Quarantine.

So Riddle Me This, Riddler, Why are you believing
That it was ok to Wear Your Pajamas to a legion of doom Meeting,
You see, this what I mean, We're an inferior Team.
Gotta dress professionally , To Be Taken Seriously.

Lets get these Heroes removed, Make'm Sleep in they Tombs.
Cuz Justice League gunna Lose to the Legion of Doom.
But Due to Covid its true, we can't Be in the Room.
No Longer Bringing the Doom, We're Now The Legion of Zoom.

Can't bring terror to the Scene, When We're Locked Away &.
Social Distance put a Squeeze, on How We Operating.
We Must stop The Justice League, Prove we are the greatest.
We Must Steal the vaccine and get Innoculated!