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If you want to see
What it means to be
Knowledgeable on all fronts
Come along with me

You’re like, “Wow”
I’m like, “That’s a fact!”
You’re like, “Wow”
I’m like, “That’s a fact!”
You’re like, “Wow”
I’m like, “That’s a fact!”
You’re like, “Wow”
I’m like, “That’s a fact!”

Fact 1: Spiders spin webs different when they're high
The shapes they make when they shake couldn't harm a fly
They weave a web, so inelegantly
You would too if you were on L-S-D

Fact 2: never underestimate a unicorn
You'll get skewered in a second with that single horn
You're only safe if you lack in testosterone
Chastity intact you can saddle up the back

Fact 3: Never fight a plesiosaur
….In the ring, on the field, with a sword
It's a master of swimming, there ain’t no half-steppin' so
don’t come in swinging some Bronze Age weapons

Fact 4: Harry S. Truman was president
33rd in line after the rest of them
A face made for kissing, but don’t be misled I’m sad
I don’t know how to tell you this he’s already dead

If you want to see
What it means to be
Knowledgeable on all fronts
Come along with me
If you want to see
What it means to be
Knowledgeable on all fronts
Come sing along with me

You’re like, “Wow”
I’m like, “That’s a fact!”
You’re like, “Wow”
I’m like, “That’s a fact!”
You’re like, “Wow”
I’m like, “That’s a fact!”
You’re like, “Wow”
Now, you know

Raise hell, and state only fact
Praise Bob, and cut 'em some slack
Starched shirt, high up the neck
Parched thirst, quench it with a shot of fernet

If you want to see
What it means to be
Knowledgeable on all fronts
Come along with me
If you want to see
What it means to be
Knowledgeable on all fronts
Come sing along with me

Wow

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from Waiting For An Earthquake, released October 2, 2020
Lyrics by Keiko Takamura

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Doctor Popular San Francisco, California

Doc first started making electronic music on his Playstation using MTV Music Generator. Shortly after, he started making beats with circuit bent toys and Reason, but just found that the more powerful the software the less inspired he was to write new material. Now Doc writes his songs on Gameboys and iPhones. ... more

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