The world is under attack
by L O L Cats, with gats
felines with tech9s have us running for our lives
it's raining bullets from the skies
right before my eyes their saying
"take us to your leader,
we can haz his cheeseburger with fries
nothing can stop us cause we haz 9 lives"
It's true, and I don't know about you
but I'm planning on panicking
'cause there's nothing we can do
L-O-L CATS!
the military... was slow to react
cause kittens are so cute and only harm rats
and birds and hunt mice in the night
I used to laugh out loud but now I cry on the inside
Dogs are useless, they can't learn new tricks
my dog's so old he does commercials for Metamusel
but I digress, someone send an S.O.S
I'm rolling on the floor in a fight to the death
L-O-L Cats
El gato quero cheezeburger
Oh noes were on a path to
'ell-o operator please give me 911
Cats conquor the earth...humans on the run
*breakdown*
someone throw me a curiosity grenade... or a fully automatic water gun... or a spray bottle... or a rolled up newspaper... or something... no, not catnip... why would you give me catnip
L Andrew Lloyd Webber for President
O his newest broadway play is called "Humans"
L I liked it better than cats
Cats I will see it again and again
El gato quero cheezeburger
Oh noes were on a path to
'ell-o operator please give me 911
Cats conquor the earth...humans on the run
I don't understand why lolCats attacked us
not content with being pets now we call them our masters
and their laughing as their hacking myspace and twitter
posting pictures on flickr, making fun of our vernacular
here kitty kitty, here kitty kitty please,
I promise not to run if you take off this leash
nowhere left to go, nowhere to retreat
nom nom nom, and now there's nothing left to eat